Laugh Lines

Here are some cute/funny anecdotes about being a teacher!


You might be a teacher if…

  • You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.”
  • You can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
  • You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on the report card.
  • When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
  • When you mention “vegetables” and you’re not talking about a food group.
  • You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
  • You wonder how some parents ever managed to reproduce.
  • You can’t have children of your own because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
  • Meeting a child’s parents INSTANTLY answers the question, “Why is this kid like this?”

I think that it is important that teachers always have a sense of humour!  If you take everything too seriously you will miss some great experiences.  I am looking forward to hearing funny stories and watching these children learn.  I think that humour will turn any bad situations into good ones!

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One Response to Laugh Lines

  1. robinbenz says:

    HAHA this is so great!! I agree, teachers to need to have a sense of humor!!

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